The Unlawful Combatant of Wolf is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.328 billion Wolfians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolf City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 2,885 trillion Coffers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 92,115 Coffers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 569,023 per year while the poor average 6,461, a ratio of 88.1 to 1.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Wolf's national animal is the Grey One, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wolf is ranked 309,428^th in the world and 1^st in The Den for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -16.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.