The Armed Republic of Woke Penitentiary is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.746 billion Woke Penitentiaryians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong Woke Penitentiaryian economy, worth 192 trillion Jailer Doles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 70,282 Jailer Doles, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, glamping Woke Penitentiaryians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woke Penitentiary's national animal is the Caged Bird, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Woke Penitentiary is ranked 167,744^th in the world and 3^rd in Elentia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,786.45 Standard Monetary Units.