The WM of WM is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.312 billion WMians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.5%.

The frighteningly efficient WMian economy, worth a remarkable 3,463 trillion cherry pits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,527 cherry pits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 544,982 per year while the poor average 40,534, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, scientific ethics are on the chopping block, WM is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, and monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WM's national animal is the Worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

WM is ranked 34,440^th in the world and 3^rd in New World Union for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,761.78 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.