The Queendom of Wizardry of Magic is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Pius Thicknesse with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.497 billion Wizards are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.2%.

The frighteningly efficient A Wizard economy, worth 982 trillion Galleons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 103,400 Galleons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 383,596 per year while the poor average 19,605, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

You can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, whole-wheat loaves are sold under the counter in brown paper bags, and torture is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wizardry of Magic's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Magic.

Wizardry of Magic is ranked 300,221^st in the world and 7^th in Florida for Nicest Citizens, with 0.45 average smiles per day.