The Ice Witch of Wiz is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eris with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 8.268 billion Wizzes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axel. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wizian economy, worth 305 trillion eris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,990 eris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and Eris is the self-declared God of all Wiz. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wiz's national animal is the winged cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is EEP I messed up wait no Eris did.

Wiz is ranked 211,836^th in the world and 9^th in The Grey Wardens for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.