The State of Witless is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 31.858 billion Witlessians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.0%.

The strong Witlessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,209 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 37,955 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and Witless has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Witless's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Witless is ranked 210,167^th in the world and 207^th in State for Safest, scoring 55.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.