Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,990thMost Devout: 15,708thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,215th
The Holy Red Templars of
Father Knows Best State
Vade Retro, Satana!
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Witchcrosse

Population7.086 billion

CapitalWitchcrosse Abbey
LeaderGrand Prior Siôn macSidhe
Faiththe Magisterium

CurrencyMark
AnimalWerewolf

The Holy Red Templars of Witchcrosse is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Prior Siôn macSidhe with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 7.086 billion Templars are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Witchcrosse Abbey. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.3%.

The powerhouse Witchcrossean economy, worth 688 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,135 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The diplomatic corps stinks, recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Witchcrosse's national animal is the Werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Magisterium.

Witchcrosse is ranked 98,115th in the world and 2nd in Dimensional Mists for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 48.31 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,990thMost Devout: 15,708thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 17,215thMost Cultured: 20,002ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,555thHighest Food Quality: 21,585thMost Accessible: 22,323rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,609thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,660thMost Inclusive: 27,777thMost Cheerful Citizens: 31,007thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32,503rdHighest Drug Use: 32,983rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Witchcrosse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Witchcrosse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Witchcrosse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcrosse, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcrosse, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcrosse, recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcrosse, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcrosse, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea.
  • : Witchcrosse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Witchcrosse was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.

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