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Witchcraft and Wizardry

Population28.863 billion

CapitalHogwarts
LeaderAlbus Dumbledore
FaithWitchcraft and Wizardry

Currencyspell
Animalowl

The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Albus Dumbledore with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.863 billion Witchcraft and Wizardryians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogwarts. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Witchcraft and Wizardryian economy, worth a remarkable 8,181 trillion spells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 283,463 spells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Witchcraft and Wizardry's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Witchcraft and Wizardry is ranked 157,357th in the world and 5th in Hogwarts for Largest Black Market, with 1.02 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 78thMost Beautiful Environments: 179thBest Weather: 267thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 385thHighest Average Tax Rates: 421stMost Advanced Public Transport: 440thMost Advanced Public Education: 479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 535thLargest Governments: 610thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 689thMost Developed: 704thLongest Average Lifespans: 752ndMost Secular: 762ndSmartest Citizens: 769thLargest Publishing Industry: 866thHighest Food Quality: 867thHealthiest Citizens: 946thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,212thLowest Crime Rates: 1,298thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,368thMost Cultured: 1,481stMost Inclusive: 1,621stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,732ndHighest Economic Output: 1,755thMost Efficient Economies: 2,685thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,947thMost Pacifist: 3,219thTop
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Most Accessible: 3,359thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,376thHighest Average Incomes: 4,136thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,428thNicest Citizens: 4,777thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,296thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,052ndLargest Populations: 8,117thMost Influential: 9,713thMost Stationary: 9,779thMost Income Equality: 14,462ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,107th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Wizardry, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Wizardry, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Wizardry, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Wizardry, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Wizardry, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Wizardry, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Wizardry, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Witchcraft and Wizardry was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Wizardry, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Witchcraft and Wizardry, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.

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