The Osiris of Wislaware is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 8.062 billion Wislawareans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wislawarean economy, worth 339 trillion scarabs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,056 scarabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, military spending recently hit a new high, and it's best not to ask what goes into Wislaware City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wislaware's national animal is the scarab.

Wislaware is ranked 116,267^th in the world and 1^st in Nineveh for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.