The United Commonwealth of Wisea is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Harry Hill with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.9 billion Wiseans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leitopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisean economy, worth a remarkable 4,990 trillion ints a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 313,876 ints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Books are so highly regarded in Wisea that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Leitopolis for fear of causing a fuss, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisea's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Astralism.

Wisea is ranked 1,413^th in the world and 1^st in Omck for Most Developed, scoring 98.27 on the Human Development Index.