The United Commonwealth of Wisea is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Harry Hill with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.45 billion Wiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leitopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,337 trillion ints a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,484 ints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most recent election was a close race between Harry Hill and Harry Hill, Harry Hill tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisea's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Astralism.

Wisea is ranked 1,331^st in the world and 1^st in Omck for Highest Poor Incomes, with 249,327.24 Standard Monetary Units.