The United Commonwealth of Wisea is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Harry Hill with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.585 billion Wiseans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leitopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,408 trillion ints a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,123 ints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and the nation is devoted to world peas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisea's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Astralism.

Wisea is ranked 283,007^th in the world and 2^nd in Omck for Most Conservative, scoring 18.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.