The Holy Empire of Winter Waldorff is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.586 billion Winter Waldorffians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Winter Waldorffian economy, worth 84.9 trillion Gold Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,526 Gold Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, some say that Leader can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours, and a major religion has been named as Winter Waldorff's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Winter Waldorff's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Winter Waldorff is ranked 80,873^rd in the world and 15^th in Testregionia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.12 law-abiding acts per hour.