The Democratic Desktop of Windosia is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, conspicuous electricity pylons, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 2.221 billion users are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kernel. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Windosian economy, worth 173 trillion bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 78,108 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Windosia's national animal is the cursor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Windosia is ranked 12,420^th in the world and 194^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 27.89 average smiles per day.