The Queendom of Windae is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.914 billion Windaeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The strong Windaean economy, worth 619 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,020 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, surveillance cameras are banned, military spending is on the increase, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Windae's national animal is the deer.

Windae is ranked 146,137^th in the world and 4^th in Palmyra Tudmur for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.5 kickbacks per hour.