The Colony of Win AMP is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 828 million Win AMPians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Win AMPian economy, worth 35.8 trillion mp3s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,249 mp3s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,749 per year while the poor average 2,711, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Win AMP's national animal is the llama, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Win AMP is ranked 68,096^th in the world and 5^th in The Card Void for Highest Food Quality, scoring 31.64 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.