The Confederacy of Willoseast is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.231 billion Willoseastians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Willoseastian economy, worth 159 trillion silks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,257 silks, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's space program is doxxing the planet, compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willoseast's national animal is the crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Willoseast is ranked 58,438^th in the world and 209^th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,591.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.