The Your cupboard is baaaaare of Wildthyme on Top X is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 5.324 billion Wildthyme on Top Xians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wildthyme on Top Xian economy, worth 541 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,708 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top X's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Wildthyme on Top X is ranked 153,455^th in the world and 150^th in Viridian Sound for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 919.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.