The Sultanate of Wild Lass is a small, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 20 million Wild Lassians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Wild Lassian economy, worth 672 billion Dollaroons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,637 Dollaroons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, and pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wild Lass's national animal is the big tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wild Lass is ranked 288,738^th in the world and 38^th in The Moon for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.