The Holy Empire of Wil Wheaton is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.739 billion Wil Wheatonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The Wil Wheatonian economy, worth 187 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 39,514 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wil Wheaton's national animal is the Kitsune.

Wil Wheaton is ranked 148,994^th in the world and 1^st in Weston for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 31.45 Effective Tax Rate.