The Colony of Wiener Nulkia is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.212 billion Wiener Nulkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Wiener Nulkian economy, worth 575 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,347 marks, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Historical fiction has been banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is moderate. Wiener Nulkia's national animal is the horse.

Wiener Nulkia is ranked 221,441^st in the world and 2^nd in Vienna for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,000.28 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.