The Protectorate of Whiteholm is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 384 million Danirs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Víkfjall. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The powerhouse Whiteholmian economy, worth 35.0 trillion Eyrirs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 91,245 Eyrirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Danirs refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime is totally unknown. Whiteholm's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whiteholm is ranked 141,080^th in the world and 12^th in The Great Storm for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 484.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.