
| Population | 3.993 billion |
| Capital | Big Slushy |
| Leader | Branden Emerald |
| Faith | Secularism and Madokaism |
| Currency | Starfish Coin |
| Animal | Pegasus |
The Corporate State of WhiteCherryClock is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Branden Emerald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.993 billion Clocks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Public Transport, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Slushy. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Clock economy, worth 295 trillion Starfish Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 74,107 Starfish Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, Clock police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. WhiteCherryClock's national animal is the Pegasus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secularism and Madokaism.
WhiteCherryClock is ranked 49,250th in the world and 5th in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 11,201.98 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.
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Gouyoku,
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Cow Hunters.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
WhiteCherryClock, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
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WhiteCherryClock's influence in Squeaky Squeakers fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
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WhiteCherryClock was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
WhiteCherryClock, Clock police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
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WhiteCherryClock lodged a message on the The Embassy Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
WhiteCherryClock, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in
WhiteCherryClock, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
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WhiteCherryClock lodged a message on the Squeaky Squeakers Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
WhiteCherryClock, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
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WhiteCherryClock lodged a message on the Squeaky Squeakers Regional Message Board.

























