The Republic of Whitearmor is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.586 billion Whitearmorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.3%.

The all-consuming Whitearmorian economy, worth 261 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,199 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,619 per year while the poor average 19,915, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and the government spends millions of pounds every year prosecuting spammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whitearmor's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whitearmor is ranked 17,620^th in the world and 1^st in DatPiff for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,267.57 on the Clooney Contribution Index.