The Republic of Whitearmor is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.903 billion Whitearmorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The all-consuming Whitearmorian economy, worth 302 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,275 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 364,600 per year while the poor average 21,673, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

The judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, polygamy is legal, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whitearmor's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whitearmor is ranked 21,822^nd in the world and 3^rd in DatPiff for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,299.29 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.