The Borderlands of White Wabbit is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.801 billion White Wabbitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The frighteningly efficient White Wabbitian economy, worth 489 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,801 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human, the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, and old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Wabbit's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

White Wabbit is ranked 311,798^th in the world and 6^th in Underland for Safest, scoring 9.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.