The Kingdom of Whiskeyvania is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 24.022 billion Whiskeyvanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The strong Whiskeyvanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,542 trillion whiskey lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 64,205 whiskey lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, euthanasia is illegal, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Whiskeyvania's national animal is the clam, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Whiskeyvania is ranked 144,088^th in the world and 3^rd in Green Isles for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,671.22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.