The Queendom of Whippingham is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Seaxburh with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 15.888 billion Whippinghamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osborne. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Whippinghamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion vects a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,211 vects, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians no longer click with dating app matches, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary Osborne bus driver, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whippingham's national animal is the Great spotted kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is pagan.

Whippingham is ranked 322,788^th in the world and 18^th in Vectis for Rudest Citizens, with 7.01 insults per minute.