The Federation of Where None Live Long is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 113 million Where None Live Longians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The strong Where None Live Longian economy, worth 5.33 trillion lily of the valleys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,126 lily of the valleys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Where None Live Long's national animal is the blue ringed octopus, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Where None Live Long is ranked 95,122^nd in the world and 9^th in The waters for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,104.68 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.