The Disputed Territories of Whatevria is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.525 billion Whatevrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The powerhouse Whatevrian economy, worth 489 trillion clouts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,111 clouts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 576,766 per year while the poor average 10,649, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Disputed Territories, and the chicken has a hungry look. Crime is a major problem. Whatevria's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Superstition.

Whatevria is ranked 284,440^th in the world and 6^th in Ijaka for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -13 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.