The Republic of Whabobbia is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 489 million Whabobbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Whabobbian economy, worth 22.3 trillion miqs a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,517 miqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Crocodile Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whabobbia's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Whabobbia is ranked 178,545^th in the world and 4^th in Non participating countries for Safest, scoring 57.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.