The Watchful Gaze of Wetta is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eye of Wetta with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.533 billion Wettans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wellspring. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wettan economy, worth 248 trillion belles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 161,816 belles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wetta's national animal is the boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oculism.

Wetta is ranked 14,808^th in the world and 3^rd in Quarantine Zone for Most Secular, with 78.5 Atheism Rate.