The Commonwealth of Westonor is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 36 million Westonorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Westonorian economy, worth 2.75 trillion Bistelas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,452 Bistelas, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Westonor, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and air fresheners are the most popular solution to gas leaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Westonor's national animal is the Shark.

Westonor is ranked 95,188^th in the world and 13^th in Oriental Constanta for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.