The Omniversal Megacorporation of Weston-Yamada is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Carl Bishop Weyland with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.099 billion employees of We-Ya are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The frighteningly efficient employee of We-Ya economy, worth 130 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 119,034 credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,481 per year while the poor average 24,807, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, bris parties are all the rage, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weston-Yamada's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Weston-Yamada is ranked 293,756^th in the world and 49^th in Free Market Federation for Most Cultured, scoring 51 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.