The Enoobus Council of Western Olympia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Powerful Arm of Enoobus Burney Zandares with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.2 billion Inbredianos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phirstus. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Inbred economy, worth a remarkable 3,309 trillion Decadent Western Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,855 Decadent Western Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Olympia's national animal is the Western Olympia Pit Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Olympianism.

Western Olympia is ranked 44,052^nd in the world and 18^th in Axixican Confederation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.1 law-abiding acts per hour.