The Arab People's Republic of Western Lawaz Unicatan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Markus Awaris with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.758 billion West Unicatans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aleasimat Algharbia. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient West Unicatan economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion West Unicatan Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 148,804 West Unicatan Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, the doctor has cold hands, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Lawaz Unicatan's national animal is the Desert Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Lawaz Unicatan is ranked 7,773^rd in the world and 1^st in Egypt for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.14 law-abiding acts per hour.