The Federal Republic of Western Kiravia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.902 billion Western Kiravians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saar-Silverda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Western Kiravian economy, worth 315 trillion saars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,889 saars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,672 per year while the poor average 17,335, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and security reviews double as corporate marketing. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Western Kiravia's national animal is the tamandua, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Coscivian Catholicism.

Western Kiravia is ranked 136,190^th in the world and 13^th in Oriental Constanta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 504.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.