The Capitalism is cool now of Western Carson alliance is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Orca named Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.638 billion Human slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orca Moscow. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Human Slave economy, worth 197 trillion Orca coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,784 Orca coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pension obligations are building, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, they say that Orca named Stalin's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Carson alliance's national animal is the Very evil communist orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orcastalin-satanism.

Western Carson alliance is ranked 15,216^th in the world and 1^st in Idk im bored for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,038.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.