The Rogue Nation of West Spankyton is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Uncle Ekber with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.399 billion Spankytonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Folk Valley. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Spankytonian economy, worth 103 trillion Spankuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 73,666 Spankuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and scrapyards are filled with Uncle Ekber's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. West Spankyton's national animal is the Spanky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folkan.

West Spankyton is ranked 97,656^th in the world and 2^nd in Republic of Spankyton for Safest, scoring 84.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.