The Koedii Confiro Quaats of West Rastarda is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Polly Vile with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.848 billion West Rastardans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Politown. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The thriving West Rastardan economy, worth 246 trillion Retls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,157 Retls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, concussed Gnatball players cannot remember their lineup position, most academic research has ground to a halt, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on West Rastardan roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Rastarda's national animal is the Gnat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worthless Ritualism.

West Rastarda is ranked 26,627^th in the world and 5^th in The Dudlands for Safest, scoring 110.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.