The Republic of West Kapul is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 319 million West Kapulians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Talona. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped West Kapulian economy, worth 12.5 trillion coconuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Trout Farming and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,309 coconuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Kapul's national animal is the humming parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

West Kapul is ranked 215,112^th in the world and 8^th in Kapul for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.87 percentage of bribes refused.