The Republic of West Czakia is a mid-sized, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 68 million Czakians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong West Czakian economy, worth 4.09 trillion Czakian körmarkes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,118 Czakian körmarkes, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and the police have taken to prying guns out of the cold fingers of Czakians. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. West Czakia's national animal is the Czakian two-tailed white lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

West Czakia is ranked 258,221^st in the world and 3^rd in NATO for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 783.26 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.