Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 77thHighest Crime Rates: 110th
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Weller Centennial

Population31.067 billion

CapitalCork
LeaderThe Philosopher In Chief

CurrencyDoughnut
AnimalGiant Sloth

The Existential Quandry of Weller Centennial is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Philosopher In Chief with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.067 billion Weller Centenarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cork. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weller Centennialian economy, worth an astonishing 10,893 trillion Doughnuts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 350,656 Doughnuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, movie references are legally admissible in court, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and it is said that a Weller Centennialian woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Weller Centennial's national animal is the Giant Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Weller Centennial is ranked 5,521st in the world and 1st in Galts Gulch for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,484.13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 77thHighest Crime Rates: 110thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 125thMost Armed: 161stFattest Citizens: 164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 182ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 253rdRudest Citizens: 283rdHighest Economic Output: 344thLargest Retail Industry: 355thHighest Disposable Incomes: 397thMost Avoided: 438thMost Rebellious Youth: 548thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 582ndLargest Insurance Industry: 623rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 681stLargest Mining Sector: 822ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 995thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,029thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,101stHighest Average Incomes: 1,177thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,609thLargest Populations: 1,841stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,040thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,251stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,310thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,372ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,462ndMost Influential: 3,826thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,218thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,521stMost Secular: 6,697thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,398thLargest Black Market: 9,036thMost Efficient Economies: 9,877thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,916thHighest Drug Use: 12,202ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,691stMost Cultured: 13,956thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,523rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,989thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,283rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Weller Centennial was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Weller Centennial was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, it is said that a Weller Centennialian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, procrastination is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Weller Centennial, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.

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