The Republic of Weise is a large, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 171 million Weiseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Weisean economy, worth 9.47 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 55,367 francs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Weise's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Weise is ranked 83,568^th in the world and 317^th in Pacifism for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,680.68 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.