The Republic of Weiming is a tiny, orderly nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14 million Weimingese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.7%.

The Weimingese economy, worth 671 billion Yuan a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,971 Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hospital administrators can usually be found scrubbing their floors with toothbrushes, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weiming's national animal is the Marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weiming is ranked 230,487^th in the world and 2^nd in Kolossus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.55 on the Bus Surprisal Index.