The Fascist Belligerent Imperium of Wehrwolves is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Athalulf the Bold with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.496 billion Wehrwolvesians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danzig. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wehrwolvesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,890 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 265,406 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,311,936 per year while the poor average 4,753, a ratio of 486 to 1.

Curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Wehrwolves's national animal is the vulshok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Overlord.

Wehrwolves is ranked 329,209^th in the world and 3^rd in Fennoscandia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.03 on the Kitten Softness Rating.