The Federation of Wegorzewo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Krzysztof Kołaszewski with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.341 billion Wegorzewoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Administration, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Węgorzewo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Wegorzewoan economy, worth 295 trillion złoties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 68,049 złoties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,326 per year while the poor average 14,760, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the new one złoty coin also makes a handy throwing-star, cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting, and businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wegorzewo's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Wegorzewo is ranked 104,483^rd in the world and 1^st in Yorkshire Establishment for Highest Food Quality, scoring 22.22 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.