The Gold Easter of WeEklinGz Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Supreme Leader Big Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.592 billion Burning corpses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.

The large but underdeveloped burning and rotting in a cell economy, worth 159 trillion Glorious Leader Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,364 Glorious Leader Stamps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, sushi is sold on the black market, toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy, and foreign nationals are widely distrusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeEklinGz Union's national animal is the Rotting Corpse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Our Leader is the Bestism.

WeEklinGz Union is ranked 327,809^th in the world and 2^nd in Voluntary Confinement for Nicest Citizens, with 0.22 average smiles per day.