The Opressed Tribal Lands of WeEkliNgz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zooper the Flooper with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.436 billion idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wait where is the capital. The average income tax rate is 79.3%.

The all-consuming weak economy, worth 506 trillion flaming corpseses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,095 flaming corpseses, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, the holiday spirit must not be taken to the max, and tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeEkliNgz's national animal is the Grimmer Reaper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Our nation is the bestism.

WeEkliNgz is ranked 276,314^th in the world and 2^nd in Weeklingz for Safest, scoring 7.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.