The Holy Easter of WeEkliNgz is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Zooper the Flooper with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.035 billion idiots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wait where is the capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.3%.

The frighteningly efficient weak economy, worth a remarkable 1,112 trillion flaming corpseses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,124 flaming corpseses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 525,765 per year while the poor average 18,512, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.

Ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (WeEkliNgz has found 2 easter eggs), all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, astronauts take one small step for WeEkliNgz and one giant step backward from confrontation, and tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. WeEkliNgz's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Our nation is the bestism.

WeEkliNgz is ranked 300,011^th in the world and 1^st in Weeklingz for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.