
| Population | 4.178 billion |
| Capital | what's a capital |
| Leader | z the f |
| Faith | our nation is the beastismsssmmd |
| Currency | cremated corpse |
| Animal | Grimmest Reaper |
The Most Oppressed Tribal Lands of Weekestlingz is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by z the f with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 4.178 billion idiotic idiots are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what's a capital. The average income tax rate is 65.4%.
The very strong weakest economy, worth 226 trillion cremated corpses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,186 cremated corpses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and no one born in Weekestlingz can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weekestlingz's national animal is the Grimmest Reaper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is our nation is the beastismsssmmd.
Weekestlingz is ranked 213,757th in the world and 5,057th in eta for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Weekestlingz, no one born in Weekestlingz can fix a leaky faucet.
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Weekestlingz, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
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Weekestlingz, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in
Weekestlingz, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
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Weekestlingz, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
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Weekestlingz, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
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Weekestlingz, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support z the f.
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Weekestlingz, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
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Weekestlingz, sex changes are routinely performed at Weekestlingz's hospitals.
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Weekestlingz, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.



















