The More Oppressed Tribal Lands of Weekerlingz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by zoop the floop with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.303 billion mere idiots are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wait for the capital. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped weaker economy, worth 139 trillion disintegrating corpses a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,273 disintegrating corpses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, cars are banned, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weekerlingz's national animal is the Grimmerer Reaperer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Our nation knows bestism.

Weekerlingz is ranked 224,223^rd in the world and 5,282^nd in eta for Most Secular, with 14.62 Atheism Rate.