The Gold Easter of Week Union of Greatness is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Greater Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.701 billion WeEkliNgzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greatnessity City. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Week Union of Greatnessian economy, worth 41.1 trillion GLcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 15,208 GLcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, discarded pennies litter the streets, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, and citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Week Union of Greatness's national animal is the Spawn of our Greater Leader, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Also Greater Leader.

Week Union of Greatness is ranked 102,900^th in the world and 1^st in Week Union of Greatness for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.69 on the Bus Surprisal Index.