The Kindness Republic of Week Nashun 5 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by random with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.701 billion Cogs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cogian economy, worth a remarkable 4,631 trillion ofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 477,471 ofs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,084,766 per year while the poor average 9,660, a ratio of 422 to 1.

Children are sent to either religious or secular schools, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use The as a backdrop, supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Week Nashun 5's national animal is the kindness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is acts.

Week Nashun 5 is ranked 294,180^th in the world and 34^th in Random Acts of Kindness for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.12 law-abiding acts per hour.